Tuesday, December 23, 2008

bastardly act of Mr. Antuley....Government minister

Here comes another drama, when Mr. Antuley raised an issue feeling that there is no body thinking about Muslim votes. The stupid act of Antuley has come at a time, when the situation is so bad. Ridiculously, Pakistan is not accepting that the cowardly act by few pakistanies were not actually driven by Pakistan.

It's really too much that even when the terrorists are proved to be Pakistani......they are not accepting it. There's a Nawaz Sharif who somehow accepted that the terrorists were Pakistani..but no other Pakistani leader took an initiative to accept this fact and actually have irritated overall world community. Now this is up to global community if they punish the adamant Pakistan or this is up to India to teach Pakistan a lesson which they never forget....Atleast blew off the terrorist camps in PoK.

I started with another issue, which is very unfortunate....that in such a situation and Indian minister is giving statements which may actually dilute and that too when facts are so clear. If he is asking for a probe why the martyr Mr. Karkare went to Kama Hospital and a possible involvement of Hindu fundamentalists, We, Indians MUST ask for a probe against Mr. Antuley's statement. What is it that Mr. Antuley dared to give such a statement....Isn't it driven by a huge amount of $s from Dawood or some one from Pakistan ! We, INDIANs are asking for a probe against Mr. Antuley. Are you politicians listening ?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

......And we condemn the terror attack......

There you see worst hit Mumbai by terrorist and I expected our dear Shiv Raj Patil to repeat the same lines -

"We condemn the terrorist attacks !"

Similar lines from Mr. Manmohan SINGH, who is actually representing INDIA, the most unfortunate genius on the earth, who is forced to behave as he's behaving. He'll also come in front of billion Indians and repeat the lines written in last 3-4 years of his reign. It could be something as follows -

"Our country is great and I hope in the time of crisis, we'll keep
ourselves cool and maintain the communal harmony. We are doing our
best to curb the terror and we assure you of ......blah..blah..."

How predictable...and then the chief of CONGRESS party, oh...[I think, she is president], Mrs. Sonia GANDHI will come in front and say few words in her tooty-footy hindi about our country[wo]men and condemn the terror attack.

Bull shit.....Aren't you tired of it !

I feel irritated if I see few faces on telivision and I am serious about it. It includes Kapil Sibbal, PM, Sonia GANDHI and then some of spokespersons, this party has recruited. They all are such nonsense lot of people that you feel ashamed of being in such a country where such people are holding so good position. One of them is "minister of state for home affairs". This guy is pathetic in all the interviews, he is called off. If you see any sensible question, I assure you that this guy will have the nonsense answers for it.

Another similar face is a major advocate and second most important of the lot....as spokesperson, he talks all the rubbish for congress. Recently, he has made comparison of malegaon blast accused with big terrorists of the century. I fail to understand the motive of such people and seriously doubt if they can benefit country being in such high positions.

Overall, A lot more people are getting angrier on Malegaon issue. No doubt, that terror must be curbed, let it be Hindu or Muslim but the kind of importance, Malegaon has received is really surprising. I strongly feel that it was an intended political move by CONGRESS/SP and such parties to defocus what has been acheived by ATS/Police in Batla house. It could have lead the probe to the distances where we might have been able to curb the terrorism but it may have impacted a lot on their vote bank. Hence, the government was forced to indulge in something which could take away all the attentions from real terrorism which is killing country most.

I really wonder if the situation is going to improve with this government and feel disgusted about the terrorism spreading all around. I feel helpless for people, who have died in such terror attacks and for their family who are suffering in constant pain....Let the god give them all the peace !

Let the god punish politicians for what they are doing !

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Terror in Delhi....

Allas....

To hell with terrorists who in the name of "Allah" strike back. Such a cowardly act can not come in the name of god.....To hail with your spirit and to hail with your intentions !

Saying that I am no more finding them all responsible but the govt. of INDIA is responsible for encouraging them to perform similar explosions in different states [ Though I am disgusted with thier idea to kill innocents in all around INDIA ].

INDIAN MUZAHHIDIN/SIMI - You are criminals not jehadi or even terrorists.....go to hell....bastards.

I think again about the most unfortunate day of history when there was a terror strike on SANSAD. What I mean is that why at that point of time there were very few casualties happened that too of our army/police men. No MPs/leaders were insured. I wish if there would have been a complete wash out of SANSAD. A complete new generation would have popped out for the betterment of INDIA. I have lost faith in INDIAN politician. When I see PM/CM/Sonia etc. saying following lines -

"WE CONDEMN IT"

Go to hail....you all idiots ! Being in such a big position, if you can't take some actions, you are not doing whatever is needed from you.

These politicians are sold out for their own betterment. There economy is well growing better than INDIA's growth..I assure each and everybody in INDIA.

Next comes the INDIAN Media who has been playing to increase their TRP. They all are a bunch of nonsense who are not bothered about country or people who are giving all the money for their chicken/wine [read bread/butter]. Times of INDIA publish interviews of many celebrities and the common lines of them all is -

"We'll see the Delhi's spirit ! It'll be back on track next day." or
"These are all ways to provocate people in country. If we maintain peace, we'll win them"

What the hail...Are your near and dear ones hurt ? If not, you can't understand the loss of them that too in such a way. They are choosen ones because some idiots/corrupts in top position are not doing their job well. If there's an "Allah", in whose name such crimes are taking place.....shame on it.

Shame on Muzahidiins !
Shame on SIMI !
Shame on Politicians !
Shame on [so called] MEDIA ! [**you'll win your chicken/wine**]
Shame on Spirit of Delhi !
Shame on A.... !

Oh Almighty, Please help these confused bunch of CRIMINALS to understand humanity !

Sunday, January 13, 2008

TZP - Wonderful "Aamir"

Yesterday, A torrent download completed signalled me to see "Taare Zameen Per". It's such a wonderful movie that I couldn't stop watching it even after 12:00 night because I started too late. Maan was sitting besides me and Bhabhi was on phone talking to brother. The complete idea roams around a boy suffering from "Dyslexia :- A specific learning disability that manifests primarily as a difficulty with written language, particularly with reading and spelling." ....More.....

It's must watch and everybody growing children must see it.

Today morning, got a mail from Vikas C. which is actually forwarded by hubhnam Singh ( I don't know if he has authored it ), A good enough analysis of psychological differences between different top known authors. It seems, they are typed anough in their frame of mind and don't open up, Though SRK shouldn't be totally put into jeopardy after "Chak De" ( Before it, for sure he was as described here......huh.... ).


Go, Read on.....


If Karan Johar made Taare
  • Obvious starcast:
    • Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
    • Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
    • Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
    • Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
    • Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).

· It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.

· The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.

· It would have one dance number.

· The film would be titled 'Kuch Taare Zameen Par .'

If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare

  • Obvious starcast:
    • Salman as the teacher.
    • Rani as the mother.

· Of course the whole film would be shot on elaborate sets. The school would be nothing short of Harvard university.

· An orchestra would play every time anyone cried.

· Slow motion, different camera angles for every scene.

· The school uniforms would match the classroom walls even though that does not make a f***ing difference.

· The film would cost 60 crores.

If Farah Khan made Taare

  • Obvious starcast:
    • SRK as the teacher (yawn).
  • In the original Taare, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah's version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
  • The story would be changed to make sure the above happened. The focus of the film would be a teacher who helps a kid fight dyslexia.
  • To make it a complete entertainer, there would be a romantic angle, comedy, and action thrown in. Oh idea!! Nikumbh's character likes another teacher and the kiddo helps him.. throw in some comedy moments there and you have romance and comedy settled. For action.. hmm.. lemme see.. oh yah, the kid gets kidnapped and the teacher fights the baddies to save him. Wow!! I'm quite an imaginative writer. I can see how Farah can write a film from scratch in two weeks straight.
  • The film posters would have a big SRK with the tiny image of the kid in the background.


If Rakesh Roshan made Taare [ (Digvijay : He is a good director, I feel ]

  • Obvious starcast:
    • Hrithik Roshan as the teacher.
  • Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
  • Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and instead of asking kids to be creative, he would ask them to challenge the science we know.
  • In the scene where Nikumbh asks the kids to open their minds and make whatever they want outdoors, the kid Ishaan, instead of making a boat, would end up making a working spaceship prototype.
  • Nikumbh would cure the kids problem by making a full fledged version of the kid's prototype, traveling to the alien planet, and asking them to give the kid his powers back.
  • The film would have music by Rajesh Roshan ripped off from some world music.
  • The film's name would again start with a K.. probably ' Kuch Aliens Taaron se Zameen Par' .
  • The director would make sure Hrithik gets to show all his abilities. This would mean a scene with Roshan jr flexing his muscles, and a dance competition in the end, instead of an arts competition.

If Priyadarshan made Taare:

  • Obvious starcast:
    • Akshay Kumar as the teacher.
    • Paresh Rawal as the kid's dad.

· It would be a brainless comedy. The kid's dyslexia would be made fun of. Half the times the
parents will be running after the kid from one room to the other and that, in the director's opinion, would be funny.

· The film will be full of sex jokes. So for example, when Akshay would come to the parents telling them that their son has dyslexia, the ignorant father would say something inappropriate like 'iss umar mein? par kaise, woh to hamesha boys school mein padha hai!'. And yes, the director would think it is funny.

· In the climax of the film all the characters in the film would run around in the amphitheater for no reason, spilling colors on each other. That's where the film will end, without any logical conclusion.

· And of course, Paresh Rawal would emote like an epileptic himself making us question the boy's mental abilities anyway.

Enjoy.......